my list of band names

published: October 3, 2024

This list is most certainly NSFW lol. I started this list in 2021 and I add new ones as soon as I think of them. Enjoy!

– Zoe

Moderately albino
Bag of buttholes
Male period
Earball
Terrible sex couch
Sexually frustrated vampire
Super good scoop
Devils glory hole
Active asshole
Plastic existence
21st century we be licking
Bluetooth buttplug
Waterproof baby
Wet sweater
Dingle dicks
Spingle cock
Taint can’t hang
Chicken diarrhea
In search of reality
Unequivocally bussing
Gay mama june
Cervix blaster 6000
God is a pussy
Cock pocket
Fuck monkeys
Manny’s hairy pussy
Fluffy nuts
Ronald Reagan’s ass
Joint roll hot dawg
Mug of shit
Farts and manufactured weed
Heal that mouse
Coo coo cock
Permajizz
Magic animal abuse
Pocket full of celery
Cleavage cupcakes
Partake & piss
Violent Santa giver
Chocolate covered cock meat
Fat milk
Butthole surfers
Poop on a stick and now it’s art
US hegemony
Flapchulants
Horse cock jesus
Shitstain wedgie
Non-consensual pink eye
The Witches eye aka butthole
Brown vs Board of Education vs Godzilla vs Kong vs Roe vs Wade
Thin blue balls
Meat Reveal
High on hemorrhoids
Full frontal male nudity
Meat cloud (aka fart)
Mutual distraction
Personal snake bias
Organized Tourette’s
Uvula amputation
Sloppy toppy cum zone
Sticky tip
Booger shit
Up syndrome
Penile queef
Homomobile
Grabbing farts
Menopausal contractions
Piss machine
Mound gobblers
Circumcised by force
Circumcised by choice
Purposefully zooted
Heathen ice cream spoon
Cheesepuffs (the best animal)
Appletard
Morning hornys
Gatekeeping turds
Memories of the future
Silver cumshot
Gods anus treat
Gods military
Full body skin graft
Load licker
Churro chopper
Pinching the loaf
Crusted pussy
Gay Transformers sex tape
Slurs for robots
The mall sucks
Two and a half testicles
Split scrot
Our spores make contact
OCD alchemy
MILF practice
IBS humidifier
Gender canyon
Platonically blue balled
Dog & cat grooming
Buddha princess
5-pin bowling
Strange hemorrhoid encounter
Monkey nest
Third wheeling a family reunion
Red ghonornea
Deaf applause
Philosophical buzzwords
Grip strength on beast mode
Cosplay Jesus
Ginger beef
Tainted window to the soul
Toxic sperm
Disaster bisexuals
Jesus was a Capricorn
6.5 bitches
Vaping diapers
Fuckboi incel
Peepee party
Insecure stinkybutt
Nazi grandmother
Summer school study sesh
Balls deep in the mayo
Marines who bottom
Midwestern gay
Healthy mental illness
God shit on the queen
The second coming (out)
Pretentious dildo
Gandalf the green
Limit larper
Getting groped in the chik fil a
Sextape goblin
Sex empire
Meat candle
Selectively mute
Blessed homies
Double puppy gassed
Schizophrenic Orca
Ini de beninging
San antanio scoreboard
Soft jam
Excessive with the fur
Elmo’s middle nut
Electro Weedo
ChatPCP
Toddler on the horizon
Baby in the dirt
Satans foreplay
Gay Freudian slip
Minecraft Arson
Cockroaches of the Flora
Non-derogatory Epoxied Garage
Captured by the Lord
Volcanizing solution
Facial discharge
Shart now loading
Is it Horse Cum?!
Stanford Friendship Experiment :)
Enlightened by the pastrami
Peenicle
Epistemological nightmare
Digital Footprint Dance Break
Sacrificial Pony
Cherry Nazis
Yellow Tip
Associated drip
High in a Cheesecake Factory
Lore implications
Farm time land
Barn on fire
Distant respectful choking
Fresh off the counter
Mormon cosplay
Magnus Opium
The Tit-lers
Intentional accident
Explicit respect, implicit disrespect
Sacrificial stallion
B-phex triplet
Boonnneeerrrrrr
Tear inducing soup
Satanic panic
Clifford the Red40 Dog
Extreme Blessings From God
Get off the Pier!
A week and a half of gender dysphoria
The Flaw
Criminal Amount of Ass
Quintiple puff
King Obstructionist
The Shiddler
Poop Incarnate
The Lord hates quitters
Golden Goblin
Pleasures of the Flesh
Bottoms for Christ
Corporate Operated Community
Mendeloid
Microdosing Misogyny
Poop Attack (I had no choice)
Broad spectrum
Rival Hairline
Geriatric Rizz
Natural Selection
Selfish Tops
Thou Shalt Print
Unintentional Invasion
Well-Rounded Idiot
Goblin Zoomies
Kissed by Ares
Prolonged Prolapse
Partial Recall
Stay Tuckin’
The Twerk
Anal Hideout
Touching Warm
Eat Your Kibble
Kansas Ham-eye
Microdosing E-coli
Triple Cunt Surprise
Food Court
Goat’s Ego
Where the Gays at?
STD in a chicken
Curb Stopping Grandmas
Community Cookie
The Chodes
The Choden Ones
Slay or Stupid
Fully Torqued
Queef McGiggle Shart
Queef machine
Slutty Pigs
Horse meat Disco
Off the Planet by Minute 5
Spiritual Scurry
Jaundicey Lighting
Rust Belt Legend
Rapid onset jaundice
High Quality Racism
Salute the Fag
Off duty telletubby
Sympathetic Blue Balls
Deepthroat the Pope
Syphillis Tube
Dementia warden
Effortlessly Vile
Shit Connoisseur
Self Annihilating Queer
Bested by the Fumes
Uncle Fucker
Efficiency Milked
Gender Slut
Monkey Monday
Lightweight Grandpa
White Man Burden
Memory Voicemails
Mo’Thickah
Testicular Torsion
Malnourished Pimp
Rumpledickskin
Casual divinity
ACAB (assigned cunt at birth)
Bloodshot Diva
Blood Fart
Technically Amazing
Tiddy Skittles
Poseidon’s Kiss
Intermission: Soup Time
Unscheduled Pirating
Lighthearted Fucking
Cain Instinct
Potential beef
Born Again Virgin
Vagacadabra
Void Slut
Urban foraging
Red-40 Monologue
Boy Clit & The Twins
Dead God Fuck Planet
Executive Command: Fortnite
Being Goofy in the Corner
California Poopy Kitchen
Bunghole
Offense Mechanism
Kardashian Empire
Homopathic
The Ultimate Loser
I’m just existing
Territorial Feud
The Oppenheimer Special
Corporate Brainrot
Eat Shit
Horse Meat Ding Dong (on god)
Adjective Tough
Piss thyself
Meth and Moshing
Caffeine Sobriety
Slaystar Roycunt
Claw Enjoyer
Basic Nonsense
Oblique Perspectives
Mud Breath
Thundercunt
Sandpaper Handjob
Bible Smut
License to Sin
Straight Women / Gay World
Confined Scurry
Doorknob Confessions
Front Yamaka
Alpha sussy balls
A Touch of Fraud
Bloodiest Edge
Presidential Bulge
Stylistic Perfection
Violated with a Smile
That’s My Hole!
Casual Vomiter
Proper Barf Sesh
Hardcore Floor Enjoyer
Famine Energy
Sick Snatch
Obviously Commensurate
Theoretical Decapitation
No Water, Just Mud
Celebrity Favoritism
Currently Birthing
Castration association
Moist Dissociation Chamber
Borrowed Valor
White Collar Beef
Meat Wielders
Serpent Mound
Impenetrable Bog
Verbal Outburst
Post-workout Naked Stretching
Dough Shaft
Don’t Make It Wet
I fuck with mud
Butt Pucker
Ancient Astronaut Theorists
The George Floyd Bottom Surgery Hamas Band
3-Sentence Headline
Affirmative Action Santa Claus
Stinky, Sweaty, Slippery Monks
Calloused Ballsack
Geriatric Pregnancy
Defrosted Rust
Blood Transfusion Turtle
Shidiot
Quintessential Pookie
Unwavering Gratitude
Independence Day for Bigfoots
Cock Rocket
Rockin’ Sqautchin’ Territory
Impossibly Large
Partially Bricked Up, Half Chubbed
AssBurgers
Maternally-Diagnosed Asperger’s
Covfefe
Violently Introduced
Bisexual Dynasty
Smile Checkpoint
Essence of Yeast
Steel Ghonorrea
Straight to the Grand Canyon
Fecal Incident
Comic Relief Twink
Shaken Baby Syndrome
Glacial Pace
Registered God Particle
Turd Cutter
Jolly Implication
Dick Period
Secret Sipper
Clinical Zaza
Androgynous Sloths
A Lively Fisting
Pink Pucker Surprise
Sascrotch
Essence of Cock
Twink Voice
Financial Hangover
Stink Portal
God’s Fragrance
Tactile Smell
Earthworm Mentality
Hag Mode
Pre-Demon Transition
Homogenous Yogurt
Trickle Down Gossip
Sober Scurry
Doomsday Glacier
Stoner’s Incest
Superior Nerd
Cracky Behavior
Good Old Fashioned Pawn Shop Waffle-Iron Bidding War
Fallopian Princess
LoinFire
Sad Beige Moms
Giuseppe and the Overcooked Raviolis
Tragically Hetero
Malicious Intent
Nut Rage Incident
Communal Clamp
LinkedIn Rizz
Lizard Receptors
Secondably
Hangry and Stuck in Traffic
Gayer Than a Three Dollar Bill
Kick and a Hi Hat
Library Blood Pact
Ass Pegasus
Hypnotically Caucasian
Slightly Phallic
Pube Jar
Monkeyface Prickleback
June Sucker
Throwing Off The Hump
Reefer Tolerance
Flesh Flashing Freak
Squirter in Chief
Mullet with Headlights
The Foreskins
Forced to be Jewish
Christcore
Gay Messiah
Procreation in the name of God
Distribution Date Matrix
Bisexual Toddler
Drunk Toes
Pop Rap Rock Star
The Abortionators
Dangular Fidget
Princess Passenger
The Harvested
Yours Whimsically
Stethoscope Symphonies
Cinematic Dookie
Jaundiced Cum
Coordinated Orgasms
Holy Adultery
Ripples of Homophobia
Corruptions of Form
Homotechno
Simultaneous Sniff
Clurb Stomp
Adolf Nixon
Shart Party
Operation Dude Brigade
The White People Awards
KKK Flash Mob
Transgender Joseph Smith
Flolling Rinlula
Satan's Yeast Infection
Almost a Pear
Daft Sod
Daft Mainstream
Femboy Kibble
W.A.P. (Wet Ass Penis)
Orgiastic
Whispers in the Wind
Potent Dad Nut
Gender Affirming Trauma
Poot
El Cangrejo Submission
A Lifetime of Free Colonoscopies
Uncircumcised Head
Gender Oversight Program (GOP)
Backshots of Despair
Genital Defects
Heterophobia
Flesh Market
Alabamian Vasectomy
Sloppy Toppy Breakfast Head
Ball Fingers in My Lemon Water
Two Stroke Fart Machine
Beehives are Nature Grenades
Backwards Durfing
Well-Mannered Riot
Red Tar Heroine
Calcified Pineal Gland
Medical Marijuana Movie Marathon
Ultimate Stank Face
Pathologically Incurious
This Week’s Doily
Reasonably Chill
Lard Carcass
Demurely Early
The Entire State Building
Death Via Orgasm
Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens In Prison
Times New Roman Firing Squad
Pedophilic Nature of the Male Gaze
Cinnamon Toast Cunt
Mental Shadow Boxing
Playtime in a Euphemistic Way
Concepts of a Band
Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
Forceful Missionary
Not Scared of a Lynching
Viva La Vulva
Italian Paper Mache
Couple’s Descent
Bisexual Biden Chocolate
Blue-Tinted Vibe
Geometric Visual Albedo
Bill Cosby University
Naked & Boring
Karmic Head